Random Nights At Taco Bell

Okay last week I had one of the most random events ever happen to me. Matt and I were hanging out on Friday night like we do a lot of the time. I had promised my friend Chelsea that I would go visit her at her work, which is the taco bell over by the mall, not the one at the mall, but the one on the other side of Collins Road and First Ave. So we showed up there around 10ish, and decided to get some cheesy fiesta potatoes, which we got for free because when Chelsea was running my credit card through the thingy, my card totally cracked in half and wouldn't work anymore, it had been broken before but was still connect and was still functional. This event led to an entire week of me not being able to buy anything because I have this weird thing where I cannot carry cash for longer than I day or I have to put it in my bank account or use it, the latter of the two happens more often. Having cash during the day also makes me want to buy things from the vending machines at school a.k.a. water and pretzels, which further leads to the issue of my bathroom schedule being messed up by little things that I do during the day. So I went with out any money during the entire week which would have been an issue except had a Starbucks card with loads of $$$ on it and an Aeropostale gift card that I hadn't used yet, I know shock, but Kajsa and I got a ton of great deals the time we went last Saturday.

Okay back to my original story, Matt and I had just sat down to eat while Chelsea was "working" next to us, when one of Chelseas coworkers sat down next to us and Chelsea decided to introduce me as her brother. Chelsea's coworker, who was a very charismatic black woman, asked me if that was for real, and I proceeded to shake my hand from side to side in a sort of agreement. The black woman then asked me if I was gay and I told her that I was bisexual and then I asked her how she knew. She told me that when I shook my hand like that it meant gay. I had no clue that was what that meant, which is kind of weird. She then asked Matt if he were gay, obviously insinuating that we were a couple and he shook his head and said no. She then said these exact words, "Oh you like you some pussy then." I burst out laughing and she continued on to tell us that she was also bisexual in these words, "I like me some white woman, I've dated black girls before but only one. She wasa crazy bitch though, tried to jump on me out of a tree and cut me. But man I do like me some white woman."

After that peculiar introduction, we talked for another half hour. She told us about how she moved here from Chicago and was getting to know the city. She also asked me about how I came out and how people reacted to it, I told her that besides my parents everyone basically had already known even though I had never told anyone lol. She then told me that if anyone ever messed with me she had my back, and that if she needed to she would "cut them."

We left Taco Bell, I gave her a hug and Matt gave her an akward pound it type thingy, then we headed over the Burger King to see Kerina. Unfortunately Kerina was not there and I was forced to beat her senseless the next day, jkjk. And that ends my night of extreme randomness.