Inspired

Okay so as part of a new thing I've decided to characterize my friends as different superheroes or villains that they would possibly be. I will be characterizing them by different events that I have seen them involved with and by different personality traits that they all have. I will try and remove any of my biases towards them about appearance or about gender, or sexuality, though I am bound to leak some of this information into my choosing.
I actually got the idea to do this from facebook and I already know that sounds sort of weird. If you have ever taken one of those quizzes where you answer a question and it has a bunch of dumb answers that don't even fit your personality so you just kind of pick one. Then after you are all done with it you have to send it to like ten or fifteen people. If you are like me you will send each one of these you do to the same group of people just to annoy them or avoid sending it to someone and making yourself look totally uncool for taking an Internet chain quiz and then actually sending it out to find your answer. Okay so needless to say these little quiz things are quite annoying and may actually hinder the development of my brain since I am drawn to facebook like a moth is to a candle, and these quizzes just keep me on there longer. So, after you have sent them out to so many people, a humiliating thing to do, you finally get your results. The results are sometimes hilarious and may actually make sense yet usually they are completely stupid. I sometimes get something saying like, "you are the color green, because you love the earth," or "you are like Shaggy because you are always trying to help people yet you do stupid things." Needless to say, quizzes are pointless.
Okay so bringing me back to my point, I have like a total obsession with superheroes and haven't seen a good superhero related thing on facebook, besides stupid little groups made because of all the excitement over Watchmen, so I decided to do something kind of fun and will now be profiling my friends, who shall all remain nameless, and yes I will profile myself. So over the next few weeks I plan to get like five or six of my friends profiled and I will hopefully have a ton of fun and will certainly enjoy seeing most of my friends expressions while they read their respective characters.